Ode to Cuisinart

Oh, stick blender
I was so sad when you
stopped blending,
stopped chopping.
How was I to
mix my mochas?

You sat
in the cabinet
six months
waiting to be given
a second chance.

I called your number
and a nice man
named Doug
said he would
send a new one
for only ten dollars.

Thank you Cuisinart
for knowing how
business is done.